Today's Inflight Movie

Well this one doesn't need explanation:
"The Never Ending Story"

Soundtrack: Portishead's Third

In honor of the new Portishead album, Third, released today I would like to make note of the first ever In Flight Movie track listing associated with an album. It's almost as if the band named each song after a potential In Flight Movie Soundtrack Song:

1. Silence
2. Hunter
3. Nylon Smile
4. The Rip
5. Plastic
6. We Carry On
7. Deep Water
8. Machine Gun
9. Small
10. Magic Doors
11. Threads

Double Feature

If you get worried you weren't going to make it:
"Close Encounters of the Third Kind"

but you are glad the tarmac wasn't full:
"Gone in 60 Seconds"

Conditional Comedy

For the quick dispense:
"The Rocket"

For the backed-up toilet:
"Never Down" and "Jam"

For Junior Worthy:
"Click"

For the constipated:
"Failure to Launch"

For post-spicy food:
"Man on Fire"

For Najeh Davenport:"In Her Shoes"

For best name that's not "Anaconda":
"The Longest Yard"

Best of 2007

2007 offered up some rough choices for In Flight Movies.  Five of the best (or worst) as I see 'em...

5. Superbad

4. No Country for Old Men (*Special award for best tagline - "There Are No Clean Getaways"

3. No End in Sight (Documentary Award)

2. The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

And the undisputed champion of 2007...

1. There Will Be Blood

The Horror Collection

There are some movements that are just beyond horrifying. For these special occasions we honor the horror with the following all-time favorite In Flight Movies of horrific nature:

• Children of the Corn
  
• The Exorcist
  
• The Omen
  
• The Thing
  
• Rosemary's Baby
• Alien/Aliens
• The Howling
• The Shining
  
• The Ring
  
• Swamp Thing
  
• Jaws
  
• Annaconda
  
• The Ammityville Horror
  
• 28 Days Later (for the especially long ones)
  
• Silent Hill
  
• Final Destination
  

The Clint Eastwood Collection

• The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
  
• Dirty Harry
  
• Two Mules for Sister Sara
  
• Sudden Impact
  
• Mystic River
  
• The Enforcer
  
• Breezy
  
• Firefox
  
• Blood Work
  
• Escape from Alcatraz
  
• Every Which Way But Loose
  

About This Blog

Welcome to In Flight Movie.net.  A long time ago their was a group of traveler's roaming up and the down the eastern seaboard and finding a good place the use the bathroom was only one of many difficult tasks for survival. It was during this time that such hysterics would lead to a concept of describing that visit to an unknown bathroom as an analogy for a movie title and the facilities would be known as runway conditions. One traveler was always brave enough to test out the unknown and would report back to the group as to the level of usage and, to the unfortunate discomfort of others, his movement. 

Such reports would lead to comments such as: 

"The runway was clear today." (indicating the facilities were empty, hence, solo patronage)

"The runway was backed up. Was on the tarmac for some time." (indicating the facilities to be full and wait time was needed.)

"Runway was clear. In Flight Movie was Dark Water." (indicating clear facilities and movement was of dark nature, leaving the water a darkish hue in nature)

"In Flight Movie was a double feature: The Quick and the Dead followed by Children of the Corn." (indicating first movement to be rapid followed by second movement of cornish magnitude)

"In Flight Movie was There Will Be Blood." (indicating we hope you get the picture by now)

So as you see we have created this web site in order to bring you--the demented reader--a chance to read and contribute to our all time best of lists. There are hundreds of thousands of movie titles out there and you will be surprised to learn that 90% can be used to describe a movement. Just try it. Go to netflix or imdb and you will find that most titles will make you laugh, others will make you cry, and some will make you want to throw up in your own mouth. 

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