Ode to the Queue

I am literally waiting in a line for a public bathroom at a library right now, so I've decided to use the free time w/ wireless access to list some gems from my current Netflix queue. I will end this post by revealing the most relevant movie from my queue to describe what awaits me at the end of this literal queue.

The Future of Food
(Really, how appropriately named can a movie be to the In-Flight crowd?)

Taking Chance
(This is a runner-up for today's flight, as I've never been inside this particular restroom.)

The Unforeseen

Flow: For the Love of Water

Deadwood
(We've all had the floaters that just look like, well... dead wood.)

No End in Sight
(This is starting to get ridiculous. I don't want to know what I'm walking into at this point.)

Better Off Dead
(This might be me in this bathroom...)

and now, my inevitable fate...

it... it was...

Dirty Harry

What a disgusting bathroom!!! Ugh!

That's it ladies and gentlemen (as if a lady reads this).... all straight from the COD's Netflix queue. That's all for today.

-Pieces!

Double:Cliff Hanger/Blazing Saddles

Cliff Hanger
When you're having trouble getting it all out

Blazing Saddles
After you've eat a spicy burrito from the street cart vendor.

RIP Patrick Swayze

in memory of Patrick Swayze, at noon i will sit on the toilet but NOT shit (Ghost), while i contemplate the top 10 titles from his resume:

THE OUTSIDERS
RED DAWN

DIRTY DANCING

STEEL DAWN
ROADHOUSE
NEXT OF KIN
POINT BREAK

GREEN DRAGON
DONNIE DARKO

JUMP!

CASTAWAY

so.
i sat there long enough that my beard grew and i started talking to myself.
the main dump looked like either the plane or that horrible raft/boat thing he built.
and after i flushed there was one little round poop left floating there. not sure if that symbolized the aerial views of the island or maybe that was Wilson.

Wiiiiilllllssoonnnnnnnn!

A couple new dvd 'releases' that fall within the rim

"Mama Mia!"

"What Doesn't Kill You"

"Dark Matter"

"Run, Fat Boy, Run"

"Fired Up!"

and of course

"Rest Stop: Don't Look Back"

From Old School Bin

The Little Rascals.

From the List of Out Today on DVD

There are a couple of new releases (ha!) that fit the in-flight movie theme:

"Seven Pounds" starring Will Smith
and the French film "Ne le dis à personne" which translates to tell no one.